popculturebrain:


synecdoche:

scottfriday:

still working on my porn parody of lost.






Dirty jokes are really making me laugh today. Not sure why.

popculturebrain:

synecdoche:

scottfriday:

still working on my porn parody of lost.

Dirty jokes are really making me laugh today. Not sure why.
   
likeneelyohara:


chocolate-cigarettes:

Ross: It was 5:30 in the morning, and you had rambled on for 18 pages. Front and back! Oh, and by the way Y-O-U-apostrophe-R-E means ‘you are.’ Y-O-U-R means ‘your!’





I just watched this episode like a week ago :)

likeneelyohara:

chocolate-cigarettes:

Ross: It was 5:30 in the morning, and you had rambled on for 18 pages. Front and back! Oh, and by the way Y-O-U-apostrophe-R-E means ‘you are.’ Y-O-U-R means ‘your!’

I just watched this episode like a week ago :)

   
NBC developing drama called 'Zeroes.'

popculturebrain:

Because apparently they’re only making shows that rhyme now.

Haha! If that’s the case, I can’t wait for “The Hoffice” ;)

P.S. “Zeroes” sounds like just the kind of boring, high-concept crap that NBC loves to produce and then cancel midway through its first season.

Please tell me someone else was just watching the Today show.

hesnotinterested:

There was a dancing Ewok. Best morning ever.

I HAVE TO SEE THIS.

I don’t understand how anyone tolerates Anna Paquin.

She annoys the hell out of me.

After seeing footage of Richard Heene on Wife Swap. I advise Falcon build another balloon and get the fuck outta there.
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Breaking: ABC orders full seasons of 'Modern Family', 'Cougar Town,' 'The Middle'

popculturebrain:

awesomegnome:

Freaking AWESOME! Yeah, no Hank. That show sucks.

My thoughts exactly, make some room for Scrubs.

Way to go, ABC! It looks like you’re finally recovering from a ridiculous lag in creative comedy.

I’m so glad that ABC has decent comedies now. After practically abandoning sitcoms completely, they’ve finally got some quality content. Comedy Wednesdays FTW? They’d better put “Better Off Ted” on Wednesday nights when it comes back. It is coming back, right?

I’m also really glad that “Modern Family” turned out to be a really funny show. It looked awful before I actually watched it, and now I really like it. And I really can’t believe how many times I really just used “really” in one paragraph. Really.

I thought “Modern Family” looked really stupid…

But it’s actually really funny. I’m watching it right now and laughing out loud.

I stand corrected :)

How to Become a Power Ranger

My first article for eHow.com.

I still can’t believe that this was actually a topic that they asked for. Love it!

I’m never below shameless self-promotion :)

Dear “Desperate Housewives”: WTF?

I would have been pissed at you for killing you-know-who (I’ll avoid any spoilers) at the end, but now I’m kinda pissed that you-know-who isn’t dead. I wouldn’t want her to die, but just think about how amazing of a twist that would have been. Shocking to the max, right? But no, I know you-know-who is still alive, thanks to the preview of next week’s episode. Le sigh.

TV shows need to grow some balls and just kill characters instead of almost-killing them. “Housewives” has already done this more time than I can count, but “Alias” was probably the world’s worst when it came to almost-deaths. That’s probably why I hate it so much now. I never believe anyone’s really dead anymore, either.

As much as I hate it when TV characters die (I get teary more often than I should), I hate it even more when they dangle their deaths over our head and then pull a “Gotcha! Not really dead!” on us.

Don’t. Take. Us. For. Granted.

Sincerely,
Matt