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Watching “Big Brother” :)

Watching “Big Brother” :)

This scene was super intense. I love “Dexter” :D

fuckyeahdex:

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This scene was super intense. I love “Dexter” :D

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They’re re-naming “Cougar Town”!

FINALLY.

Did they not do enough market research prior to launching this show? No one wants to watch a show called “Cougar Town.”

Luckily, it’s a very, very funny show, and that’s why I watch.

Hopefully this name-change won’t impact its ratings negatively.

“Lost” has a way of making me cry at the drop of a hat.

The same three things bring on the waterworks every time without fail:

1. A reunion
2. A death
3. That damned “death theme” song they play whenever someone dies.

Even if I’m not sad that someone is dying, I’ll cry simply because that song reminds me of everyone else who has died in the course of the show. It’s pathetic, I know, but I totally don’t care.

And tonight’s episode? Especially sad. I’m gonna be a total wreck when the finale comes around.

popculturebrain:


synecdoche:

scottfriday:

still working on my porn parody of lost.






Dirty jokes are really making me laugh today. Not sure why.

popculturebrain:

synecdoche:

scottfriday:

still working on my porn parody of lost.

Dirty jokes are really making me laugh today. Not sure why.
likeneelyohara:


chocolate-cigarettes:

Ross: It was 5:30 in the morning, and you had rambled on for 18 pages. Front and back! Oh, and by the way Y-O-U-apostrophe-R-E means ‘you are.’ Y-O-U-R means ‘your!’





I just watched this episode like a week ago :)

likeneelyohara:

chocolate-cigarettes:

Ross: It was 5:30 in the morning, and you had rambled on for 18 pages. Front and back! Oh, and by the way Y-O-U-apostrophe-R-E means ‘you are.’ Y-O-U-R means ‘your!’

I just watched this episode like a week ago :)

Please tell me someone else was just watching the Today show.

hesnotinterested:

There was a dancing Ewok. Best morning ever.

I HAVE TO SEE THIS.

I don’t understand how anyone tolerates Anna Paquin.

She annoys the hell out of me.

"After seeing footage of Richard Heene on Wife Swap. I advise Falcon build another balloon and get the fuck outta there."