all eyes on me

September.01.2010 // 2:11 am

What do food expiration dates really mean?

Believe it or not, it’s actually safe to eat most foods after their expiration dates.

food health

June.02.2010 // 1:59 am

I would like to marry Gizmo. Is that weird?

(via juliasegal)

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gremlins taco bell food funny gizmo

May.20.2010 // 10:55 am

Eggo Cinnamon Toast = Breakfast of Champions

food eggo waffles toast breakfast

May.19.2010 // 8:59 pm

growinglight:

(via uppereastside)

Not like they would eat it even if you offered them food.

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pictures signs hipsters food

May.11.2010 // 12:49 am

I could really go for some awful, artery-clogging fast food right about now.

food fast food health death

May.05.2010 // 10:23 pm

I will not be celebrating Cinco de Mayo by eating Mexican food. The last time I did that (last Saturday), I spent all night barfing.

sickness food mexican food cinco de mayo

April.29.2010 // 9:51 pm

skylor:

Horrible.

(via dickeatingcock)

I’m gonna use this ALL THE TIME. I love it :) ♥

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food pictures comics funny

February.18.2010 // 9:34 pm

fierceness:

(via tiresome)

YES

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nutella funny pictures food

November.27.2009 // 3:54 pm

Candy sushi :/

I used real rice, which I clearly shouldn’t have. The moisture in the rice totally melted the fruit roll-ups :( My friend pointed out that coconut would have been better.

Hopefully Adam at least appreciates the effort! LOL

candy sushi food

November.17.2009 // 12:53 pm

Today’s cold, rainy weather calls for some nice, warm tortilla soup :)

food cooking soup