I DIDN’T MEAN TO REACT LIKE THAT.
EAT A DICK.
I JUST WASN’T EXPECTING IT AND I OVERREACTED.
YOU CALLED ME AN ABOMINATION AND QUOTED LEVITICUS.
I KNOW. I GOT CARRIED AWAY. BUT … YOU SERIOUSLY … YOU KNOW? PREFER THAT?
ALWAYS HAVE, ALWAYS WILL UNTIL I DIE.
MAYBE IT’S JUST A PHASE YOU’RE GOING THROUGH.
I’M TWENTY.
IT’S UNNATURAL.
THEY TASTE BETTER.
THAT’S DISGUSTING.
IT’S TRUE.
BROWN SUGAR CINNAMON POP TARTS DO NOT TASTE BETTER THAN STRAWBERRY.
THEY DO TO ME, AND I’D APPRECIATE AN APOLOGY.
YOU’RE SORRY I’M UPSET? YOU’RE SORRY I’M UPSET? HERE’S A CRAZY THOUGHT: WHY DON’T YOU TRY BEING SORRY THAT YOU’RE AN INSENSITIVE SHITHEAD WHO DOESN’T THINK BEFORE HE OPENS HIS MOUTH? WHY DON’T YOU TRY BEING SORRY YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO BE TACTFUL, OR TENDER, EVER? HOW ABOUT YOU JUST APOLOGIZE FOR BEING A COMPLETE DICK 85% OF THE TIME, TO EVERYONE, BECAUSE YOU’RE AN EMOTIONALLY STUNTED MAN-CHILD CAREENING THROUGH LIFE LIKE A PSYCHIC WRECKING BALL, SOMEHOW DELUDED INTO THINKING YOUR BULLSHIT IS ‘CHARMING’ OR ‘FUNNY’? THOSE ARE A FEW THINGS YOU MIGHT WANT TO TRY BEING SORRY ABOUT BEFORE YOU APOLOGIZE FOR MY COMPLETELY JUSTIFIED REACTIONS TO YOUR BEHAVIOR, ASSHOLE.
JUST GO AWAY BEFORE I ‘OVERREACT’ TO WHATEVER GARBAGE IS ABOUT TO COME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH.
YES. Everything about this… Yes.
Now THAT’S art ;)
PFFFFFFFFFT! UGH! THIS ISN’T VODKA!
OH GOD IT’S SO SALTY!
THIS IS BULLSHIT!
Ha! Love this :)
Animal lovers, avert your eyes.
Yes, that is a stuffed polar bear mauling a stuffed seal at the new Cabela’s store…
Have you seen the deer on my wall? (Taken with picplz.)
I didn’t think I’d like it at first, but I totally love it now :)
