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Don’t worry, all that excessive drinking is just a sign of your intelligence. According to two long-term studies — oneAmerican, one British — there’s a correlation between smarts and a thirst for alcohol. The “more intelligent children in both studies grew up to drink alcohol more frequently and in greater quantities than less intelligent children,” says Liz Day atDiscover

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Personally, I’m a fan of their second theory, that intelligent people drink more to make up for all the earlier boring years. Totally true.