ourladyofpopularculture:

I am elated that a serious Jeopardy contestant had to say the words “What is a muffin top?”
This is their trashiest clue ever.

ourladyofpopularculture:

I am elated that a serious Jeopardy contestant had to say the words “What is a muffin top?”

This is their trashiest clue ever.

My iTunes’ music video section is suuuper diverse ;) (Taken with picplz at Nameless Apartments in Springfield, OR.)

My iTunes’ music video section is suuuper diverse ;) (Taken with picplz at Nameless Apartments in Springfield, OR.)

animalstalkinginallcaps:

YOU’RE SORRY I’M UPSET? YOU’RE SORRY I’M UPSET? HERE’S A CRAZY THOUGHT: WHY DON’T YOU TRY BEING SORRY THAT YOU’RE AN INSENSITIVE SHITHEAD WHO DOESN’T THINK BEFORE HE OPENS HIS MOUTH? WHY DON’T YOU TRY BEING SORRY YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO BE TACTFUL, OR TENDER, EVER? HOW ABOUT YOU JUST APOLOGIZE FOR BEING A COMPLETE DICK 85% OF THE TIME, TO EVERYONE, BECAUSE YOU’RE AN EMOTIONALLY STUNTED MAN-CHILD CAREENING THROUGH LIFE LIKE A PSYCHIC WRECKING BALL, SOMEHOW DELUDED INTO THINKING YOUR BULLSHIT IS ‘CHARMING’ OR ‘FUNNY’? THOSE ARE A FEW THINGS YOU MIGHT WANT TO TRY BEING SORRY ABOUT BEFORE YOU APOLOGIZE FOR MY COMPLETELY JUSTIFIED REACTIONS TO YOUR BEHAVIOR, ASSHOLE.
JUST GO AWAY BEFORE I ‘OVERREACT’ TO WHATEVER GARBAGE IS ABOUT TO COME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. 

YES. Everything about this… Yes.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

YOU’RE SORRY I’M UPSET? YOU’RE SORRY I’M UPSET? HERE’S A CRAZY THOUGHT: WHY DON’T YOU TRY BEING SORRY THAT YOU’RE AN INSENSITIVE SHITHEAD WHO DOESN’T THINK BEFORE HE OPENS HIS MOUTH? WHY DON’T YOU TRY BEING SORRY YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO BE TACTFUL, OR TENDER, EVER? HOW ABOUT YOU JUST APOLOGIZE FOR BEING A COMPLETE DICK 85% OF THE TIME, TO EVERYONE, BECAUSE YOU’RE AN EMOTIONALLY STUNTED MAN-CHILD CAREENING THROUGH LIFE LIKE A PSYCHIC WRECKING BALL, SOMEHOW DELUDED INTO THINKING YOUR BULLSHIT IS ‘CHARMING’ OR ‘FUNNY’? THOSE ARE A FEW THINGS YOU MIGHT WANT TO TRY BEING SORRY ABOUT BEFORE YOU APOLOGIZE FOR MY COMPLETELY JUSTIFIED REACTIONS TO YOUR BEHAVIOR, ASSHOLE.

JUST GO AWAY BEFORE I ‘OVERREACT’ TO WHATEVER GARBAGE IS ABOUT TO COME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. 

YES. Everything about this… Yes.

Hurraw Lip Balm

I think I have a new favorite lip balm. I’m not into the whole raw-food trend, but I recently discovered these balms that are pretty fantastic. Sure, they’re organic, vegan, and raw, but they’re also way better for your lips since they contain super-moisturizing ingredients like almond and coconut oils. Also: They come in awesome flavors :)

One good thing about shopping at Diesel: Hand-written cards! (Taken with picplz.)

One good thing about shopping at Diesel: Hand-written cards! (Taken with picplz.)